So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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