I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
You made out with two different species that night
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
Randomize
