so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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