We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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