Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
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He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
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Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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