fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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