She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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