what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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