We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Randomize
