Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
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You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???