So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
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This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
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Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker