If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder