Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
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