Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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