I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
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I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
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She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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