So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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