Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
porn star boner night. come get it.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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