so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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