wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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