absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Randomize
