Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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