why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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