i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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