Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize