Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
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we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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