I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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