What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
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It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
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Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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