Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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