But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
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Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
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The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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