Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
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You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
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I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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