..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
