Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
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watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
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Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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