Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Randomize
