we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Randomize