Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
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You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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