What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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