i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
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I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
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He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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