that's an acceptable place to lick
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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