I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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