ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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