Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
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