dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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she sounds like chewbacca in bed
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
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Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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