What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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