$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Randomize
