I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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