I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
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She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
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I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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