windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
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all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name