are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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