I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
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at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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