She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
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It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
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Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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