That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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