So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
i came on her dog
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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