Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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