are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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