Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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