I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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